Avengers: Endgame Movie Quotes

Here you will find a list of all the best, and funniest quotes from Avengers: Endgame. You will also find some pretty intense tearjerking and emotional dialogue between the many superheroes that made this movie the best possible ending to a wild ride! 

Avengers: Endgame Movie Quotes

Avengers: Endgame hits theaters this week, and of course, we have to share with you some of the BEST, funniest, and emotional moments from this Marvel movie. 

If I missed one or misquoted something, please drop me a line and let me know. {again, work in progress!!}

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****this post contains Avengers: Endgame spoilers****

Best Quotes from Marvel’s Avengers Endgame

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Who puts Mayo on a hotdog? – Hawkeye’s daughter

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I’ve compiled the trailer version of his dialogue with the changes from the movie. 

Stark making a recording to Pepper Potts: This thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don’t post it on social media, it’s going to be a real tear-jerker.

I don’t know if you’re ever going to see these, I don’t know if you’re still… Oh God, I hope so. Today’s date, 21? 22. You know, if it wasn’t for thee existential terror of staring in the literal void of space, I’d say I feel more better today. The infection runs its course, thanks to the Blue Meanie (referring to Nebula) back there. I don’t know, you’d love her. Very practical. Only a time bit sadistic. 

… but it’s now dead in the water. A thousand light years from the nearest 7-eleven. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. And that’ll be it. I know I said no more surprises, but, I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like… well you know what it looks like.  

Don’t feel bad about this. I mean actually, if you grovel for a couple of weeks, then move on with enormous guilt… 

Please know, when I drift off, it will be like every night lately. I’m fine. Totally fine. I will dream about you. It’s always you. 

{from the trailer} Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero promise of rescue is more fun than it sounds. Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. And that’ll be it. I know I said no more surprises, but… I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like… well you know what it looks like.  When I drift off, I will dream about you. It’s always you.

{this is from the trailer} Stark making a recording to Potts: Gah, it seems like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of that cave, became Iron Man, realized I loved you. I know I said no more surprises, but… I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

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Stark and Steve reuniting

Stark: I couldn’t stop him. 

Steve: Neither could I. 

Stark: I lost the kid. 

Steve: Tony, we lost. 

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I thought you were a build-a bear!

Stark: (referring to Thor) What’s wrong with him?

Rocket: He’s pissed. He thinks he failed, which of course he did. But you know there’s a lot of that going around, ain’t there?

Stark: Honestly, for an exact second, I thought you were a build-a-bear.

Rocket: Maybe I am. 

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Rhodey/War Machine: That’s cute. Thanos has a retirement plan. 

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Natasha: Even if there is a small chance. We owe this to everyone who’s not in this room to try. 

Banner: If we do this, how do we know it’s gonna end any differently than it did before?

Carol (Captain Marvel): Because before you didn’t have me. 

Rhodey/War Machine: Hey new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don’t mind my asking, where the h___ have you been all this time?

Carol: There are a lot of other planets in the Universe. And unfortunately, they didn’t have you guys.

Thor: I like this one. {referring to Carol after his hammer came whizzing past her and she didn’t flinch}

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It’s going to work, Steve.

Natasha: This is going to work, Steve. 

Steve: I know it will. ‘Cause I don’t know what I’m going to do if it doesn’t. 

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Carol/Captain Marvel: No satelites. No ships. No armies. No ground defenses of any kind. It’s just him. 

Nebula: Then that’s enough. 

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Capturing Thanos to get the Infinity Stones

Steve: Where are they? (asking about the stones)

Carol: Answer the question. 

Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose. Beyond temptation.

Banner: You murdered trillions. 

Thanos: You should be grateful. 

Natasha: Where are the stones?

Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atom. 

Banner: You used them two days ago. 

Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me. But the work is done. It always will be. 

Thanos: I am inevitable. 

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I went for the head

Thor chops off Thanos’ head! 

Rocket: Oh, what did you do?

Thor: I went for the head. 

This line is pretty important since Thanos told him in Infinity War that he should have gone for the head. We also know that Thor carried a lot of guilt on his shoulders for not killing Thanos, which is why we see him struggle and deal with depression during a good chunk of this movie. 

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Captain America’s group therapy dialogue

Steve: You jumped when you didn’t know where you would come down. That’s it. That’s those little brave baby steps we gotta take. To try become whole again, to find purpose. 

You gotta move on. You gotta move on. 

The world is in our hands. It’s left to us guys.  We have to do something. Otherwise, Thanos should have killed all of us. 

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Carol to Rocket when he talked about her going to get another hair cut: Listen, Fur Face. 

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Steve to Natasha: I would offer to cook you dinner, but you seem pretty miserable already. {referring to her eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich}

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Steve: I keep telling everyone they should move on. Some people move on. But not us.

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Buzz me in! 

Lang: Hi, uh is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago, at the airport, in Germany. I got really big. 

Steve: Is this an old message?

Lang: Ant-man? I know you know that. 

Natasha: It’s the front gate. 

Lang: That’s me. Can you buzz me in? 

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Lang: Have either of you guys ever study quantum physics?

Natasha: Only to make conversation. 

Alright so, five years ago, right before Thanos. I was in a place called the Quantum Realm. The Quantum Realm is like its own microscopic universe. To get in there you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she’s my uh.. she was my.. she was supposed to pull me out. Then Thanos happened and I got stuck in there. 

Natasha: Sorry that must have been a long five years. 

Lang: But that’s just it. It wasn’t. For me it was five hours. See the rules of the Quantum Realm aren’t like they are up here. Everything is unpredictable. 

Lang: Is that anybody’s sandwich? I’m starving! 

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No, not a time Machine

Steve: Scott, what are you talking about?

Lang: What I’m saying is, time works differently in the Quantum Realm. The only problem is right now we don’t have a way to navigate it. But what if we did? I can’t stop thinking about it. What if we could somehow control the chaos and we could navigate it? What if there was a way that we could enter the Quantum Realm at a certain point in time but then exit the Quantum Realm at another point in time. Like before Thanos. 

Steve: Wait, are you talking about a time machine? 

Lang: No, no of course not. Not a time machine, it’s more like a… time machine. Yeah I know it’s crazy. 

Natasha: I get emails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore. 

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Oh hey, Professor Hulk

 This is when we are introduced to Professor Hulk, the brawns and brain of Banner and Hulk in one. Steve, Natasha, and Lang went to find Hulk to ask him about time travel. 

Lang: I’m so confused. 

Banner/Hulk: These are confusing times. 

Lang: No, that’s not what I meant. 

Banner: I get it. I’m kidding. I know it’s crazy. I’m wearing shirts now. 

Lang: How? Why?

Banner: Five years ago, we got our ____ beat. Except it was worst for me. I lost twice. First Hulk lost. Then Banner lost. Then we all lost. 

Natasha: No one blamed you, Bruce. 

Banner: I did. For years, I’ve been treating the Hulk like he’s some kind of disease. Something to get rid of. But then I started looking at him as the cure. 18 months in a Gamma lab (unsure of this part). I put the brains and the brawn together and now look at me. Best of both worlds. 

Kids: Excuse me, Mr. Hulk?

Hulk: Yes. 

Kids: Can we get a photo?

Hulk: 100% little person. Come on, step on up. (giving the phone to Lang) Do you mind?

Hulk: Say green! 

Greeeeen! 

Lang: Do you want to grab one with me? I’m Ant-Man. (the kids look at him with confusion) You’re Hulks fans. You don’t know Ant-Man. Nobody does. 

Hulk: No he wants to (referring to the kids) 

Lang: No he doesn’t. He even says no he doesn’t. 

Hulk tries to get the kids to take a photo with Lang. 

Lang: I don’t want a picture with them. 

They go back and forth, and then Lang says, take your g****** phone. 

Kids: Thank you, Mr. Hulk. 

Hulk: No, it’s great. Thank you very much. 

HULK OUT! {and Hulk Dabs}/// Listen to your mom, she knows better. 

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Time Travel

Stark: Why the long the face? Let me guess, he turned him into a baby?

Steve: Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Stark: It’s the EPR paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might have wound up pushing time through Lang. It’s tricky. Dangerous. Someone could have cautioned you against it. 

Steve: You did. 

Stark: Oh did I? Thank God, I’m here. 

Stark: Regardless, I fixed it. A fully functioning time space GPS. I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive and I hate it. 

Steve: Me too. 

Stark: We got a shot at getting these stones, but, I gotta tell ya, my priorities… bring what we lost, I hope, yes. Keep what I found, I have to, at all cost. And maybe not die trying would be nice. 

Steve: Sounds like a deal. 

Stark hands Steve his shield

Steve: Tony, I don’t know. 

Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, I honestly have to get it out of the garage before Morgan takes it sledding. 

Steve: Thank you, Tony. 

Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn’t bring one for the whole team. 

We are getting a whole team, yeah?

Steve: We’re working on that right now. 

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Natasha goes to get Hawkeye

Hawkeye: Don’t give me hope. {referring to going back in time to get the stones and bringing back his family.}

Natasha: I’m sorry I couldn’t give it to you sooner. 

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Hulk and Rocket goes to get Thor at the New Asgard

Rocket: Something died in here. 

Banner: Hello, Thor?

Thor appears: Are you here about the cable? Cinemax went out two weeks ago. The sports program is fuzzy. 

Hulk/Banner: Thor?

Thor: BOYS! It’s so good to see you. Come here little rascal. 

Rocket: That’s not necessary. 

Thor: Hulk you know my friends? Miek and Korg?

Hulk: Hey guys, long time no see! 

Korg: Beers in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the WiFi. No passwords, obviously. 

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Thor and Korg play Fornite

Korg (playing Fornite): Thor he’s back! The kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. 

Thor: Who is it this time?

Korg: NoobMaster69

Thor: Hey NoobMaster, it’s Thor again. You know the god of thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately, I am going to fly over to your house, come down to that basement your hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt.

Thor: Yeah that’s right. Go cry to your father, you little weasel. 

Korg: Thank you, Thor. 

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Rocket to Thor: You look like melted ice-cream. 

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Hulk to Thor: We need your help. We may have a chance to fix everything. 

Thor: Like the cable? It’s been driving me bananas for weeks. 

Hulk: Like Thanos. 

Thor: Don’t say that name around here.

Korg: We don’t actually say that name here.

Hulk: I know that guy might scare you. 

Thor: Why would I be scared of that guy? I’m the one who killed that guy. Remember? Anyone else here killed that guy?

Nope, didn’t think so. Korg, tell everybody who chomped Thanos’ big head off?

Korg: Stormbreaker?

Thor: Who was swinging Stormbreaker?

Hulk: I get it. You’re in a rough spot. I’ve been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?

Thor: Natasha?

Hulk: It was you. You helped me. 

Thor: Why don’t you ask the Asgardians down there how my help is worth. The ones who are left anyway. 

Hulk: I think we bring them back.

Stop. I know you think I’m down here wallowing in my pity waiting to be rescued. And saved. I’m fine. We’re fine, aren’t we? 

Korg: We’re good here mate! 

Thor: So whatever it is that you’re offering. We’re not interested. Don’t care. Couldn’t care less. Goodbye. 

Hulk: We need you pal. 

Rocket: There’s beer on the ship 

Thor: What kind?

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Stark: Look to your left. (talking to Thor as he is walking by him) Other side there, Lebowski. 

Stark (speaking to Rocket): Ratchet, how’s it going. 

Rocket: Its Rocket. Take it easy. You’re only a genius here on Earth, pal. 

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Time travel explained on Avengers Endgame

Rhodey/War Machine: Time travel suit, not bad. 

Scott tells Banner/Hulk to stop being hulky. And that they only have two test pin particles and one round for each Avenger. Then he breaks one. He’s nervous about going back in, so Hawkeye volunteers to go. 

Rhodey/War Machine still not understanding how this works: Let me ask you something. If we do this, you know, go back in time, why don’t we just find baby Thanos, you know and… (and he makes a motion of strangling someone)

Banner: First of all, that’s horrible. 

It’s Thanos. 

Banner: And secondly, time doesn’t work that way. Changing the past doesn’t change the future. 

Lang: But if we go back and get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn’t have the stones. Problem solved. 

Hawkeye: Bingo. 

Nebula: That’s not how it works. 

Hawkeye: Well, that’s what I heard. 

Banner: What by who? Who told you that?

Rhodey/War Machine: Star Trek. Terminator. Time Cop. Time After Time. Quantum Leap. Wrinkle In Time. Somewhere In Time. Time Machine. Hot Tub Machine. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Basically any movie that deals with time travel. 

Lang: Die Hard? No, that’s not one of them. 

Rhodey/War Machine: This is known. 

Banner: I don’t know why everyone believes that, but that isn’t true. Think about it. If you travel in the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past. Which can’t now be changed by your new future. 

Nebula: Exactly. 

Lang: So back to the future is a bunch of bulls***? 

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Steve: Alright, we have a plan. Six stones. Three teams. One shot. 

Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams. You know your mission.

Get the stones. Get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, but that doesn’t mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. 

This is the fight of our lives. We are going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck. 

Rocket: He’s pretty good at that. 

Lang: Right?! 

Stark: You heard the man, stroke those keys, jolly green. 

Rocket to Hawkeye: You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?

Hawkeye: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I’ll do my best.

Rocket: As promises go, that was pretty lame. 

Natasha: See ya in a minute. 

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Stark/Steve/Lang are back in New York City to get the Tesseract and Loki’s scepter. As they look in on their past selves, Stark has this to say about Steve. 

Stark: Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your a***. 

Steve: No one asked you to look, Tony. 

Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s a***. 

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Hail Hydra

Steve gets stuck in the elevator with the undercover Hydra (Shield)

Steve: Hail Hydra. 

And he’s able to walk out the elevator with the case. 

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Hulk: Ugh, so many stairs! (as he is forced to take the stairs) NO STAIRS!

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Steve comes face-to-face with his former self, Captain America. 

Captain America: I can do this all day. 

Steve: I know, I know. 

In the end, Steve gets up and Captain America is laying on the ground. He takes a look and says, That is America’s a**.

Note: Steve got himself out of two situations in the past by using a few keywords. Hail Hydra. And then when Captain American had him in a chokehold, he told him, “Bucky is alive.”

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Thor goes back to Asgard

Frigga to Thor as she startles him: What are you doing? You’re better off leaving the sneaking to your brother.

Thor: Now see I was just going for a walk…

Frigga: What are you wearing?

Thor: I always wear this. It’s one of my favorite sweat…

Frigga: What’s wrong with your eye? 

Thor: Oh you remember thee, uh, the battle of harog when I got hit in the face with a sword. 

Frigga: You’re not the Thor I know at all, are you?

Thor: Yes I am. 

Frigga: The future hasn’t been kind to you, has it? 

Thor: I didn’t say I was from the future. 

Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see more with more than eyes, you know that. 

Thor: I’m totally from the future. I need to talk to you. 

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Thor’s conversation with his mom

He shares with her what happened. 

Thor: His head was over there. His body over there (pointing). And what was the point? I was too late. I was just standing there. Some idiot with an axe. 

Frigga: You’re no idiot. You’re here, aren’t you? Seeking counsel from the wisest person in Asgard. 

Thor: Yes.

Idiot no. A failure? Absolutely.

Thor: Seems a little bit harsh.

Frigga: But you know what that makes you? Just like everyone else. 

Thor: I’m supposed to be like everyone else, am I?

Frigga: Everyone fails at who they’re supposed to be, Thor. A measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are. 

Thor: I missed you mom. 

Rocket comes running on to the scene, while Thor tries to warn his mom she is going to die today. 

Rocket: Hi, you must be mom. I got the thing, come on we gotta move. 

Thor: I wish we had more time. 

Frigga: This was a gift. Now you go and be the man you’re meant to be. 

Thor: I love you, mom. 

Frigga: I love you. And eat a salad. 

But right before Rocket and Thor take off, Thor remembers something and holds out his hand. 

Rocket: What am I looking at?

Frigga: Oh, sometimes it takes a second. 

Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir comes flying into the hand and into Thor’s hand. 

Thor: I’m still worthy. 

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Tony Stark quote to his dad in Avengers Endgame

Stark to his dad: No amount of money ever bought a second of time. 

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Natasha to Hawkeye: I don’t judge people in their worst mistakes. 

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Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. 

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Wong: Is that everyone? I thought you wanted more?! 

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Captain America: AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE! 

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Thor to Captain America: (referring to Thor’s axe) No, no, give me that. You can have the little one. 

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Scarlet Witch: You took everything from me. 

Thanos: I don’t even know who you are! 

Scarlet Witch: You will. 

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Spiderman is worried how Captain Marvel will get through the crowd and past Thanos with the Infinity stones, when something epic happens. 

Every single super-woman  surrounds her, and Okoye says, “don’t worry, she’s got help!”

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At the end, Thanos gets the Guantlet back and puts it on his hand. 

I am inevitable. And he snaps his finger. Nothing happens. 

Iron Man stands up and we see that he has a gauntlet with the Infinity Stones. 

And I, am Iron Man! And he snaps his finger, getting rid of Thanos and his army. 

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Spiderman: Mr. Stark. Hey, Mr. Stark, can you hear me? It’s Peter. We won, Mr. Stark! You did it, sir. I’m sorry. No…

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Pepper asks Friday for vitals, which Friday let’s her know everything is failing. 

Pepper looks at Stark: Tony, look at me. We’re going to be okay. You can rest now.

Tony Stark’s last words in Avengers Endgame

Iron Man: Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration. I hope families are being united. I hope you get it back in somewhat like a normal version of the planet that has been restored if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. The universe now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone to this extent, I mean I wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on, that epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play, and for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s going to have to find her way to grow up in. 

So I thought I better recording a little greeting in the case of an untimely death, on my part. Not that death at any time isn’t untimely. This time travel thing we’re going to try to pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it. 

Then again that’s the hero’s gig. Part of the journey is the end. 

What am I even tripping for? Everything is going to work out exactly the way it’s supposed to. 

I love you three thousand. 

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Again, this post is a work in progress. It will be updated, and I hope to have it finalized by the middle of next week! Enjoy! 

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