Infinity War Quotes from Marvel’s Avengers Infinity War

Find the best quotes from Avengers: Infinity War, including great one-liners, insightful thoughts, quotes from Thanos, and all of the funny dialogue found in the movie. If you’re looking for a list of Infinity War quotes, you will find all of them in this round-up.

Infinity War Quotes from Marvel’s Avengers Infinity War

Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity War is now playing in theaters. As you can imagine, there are so many great one-liners, emotional quotes, and funny moments that you want to repeat and use. Well, I’ve got you covered. Below you will find all the best one-liners from Infinity War, as well as some funny dialogue between several Avengers and quotes from Infinity War.  

***this post contains a LOT of spoilers from Infinity War. Again, spoiler warning!

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Thanos Quote in Infinity War

Thanos: [ to Thor and Loki]  I know what is like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, but to fail nonetheless. I ask you to what end? Dread it? Run from it? Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it’s here. Or should I say, I am?

Thor: You talk too much. 

Thanos: [ to Loki] The Tesseract or your brother’s head? I assume you have a preference. 

Thor: [ after Loki presents the Tesseract] You really are the worst brother. 

Loki: I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again. 

Loki: Well, for one thing, I’m not Asgardian. And for another, we have the Hulk! 

Thor: [ to Thanos for killing Heimdall] You’re going to die for that. 

Thanos: If you consider failure experience…

Loki: I consider experience, experience. 

Loki: [ to Thanos as he is dying] You will never be a god. 

Thanos: No resurrection this time. 

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Wong: Attachment to the material is a detachment from the spirtual.

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Banner: Thanos is coming. He’s coming. 

Dr. Strange: Who?

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Dr. Strange: [ to Tony Stark] Oh, and congratulations on the wedding.

Stark: I’m sorry, you giving out tickets or something?

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Dr. Strange: …[ discussion about Thanos getting all the stones] he could destroy life on a scale, heitherto undreamt of. 

Stark: [ to Dr. Strange] Did you seriously say hitherto undreamt of?

Dr. Strange: Are you seriously leaning on a Cauldron of the Cosmos?

Stark: Oh, is that what this is?

Stark: [to Dr. Strange after his cloak smacks him] I’m going to allow that. 

Stark: If Thanos needs all six, what don’t we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?

Dr. Strange: No can do. 

Wong: We swore an oath to protect the time stone with our lives.

Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavor after me, so…

Dr. Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnut. 

Stark: It’s not bad.

Dr. Strange: It was a bit chalky

Wong: A hunk of Hulk burning fudge flavor is our favorite. 

Banner: That’s a thing?

Stark: Whatever.

Stark: [ to Strange] What is your job exactly, except to make balloon animals?

Dr. Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.

Banner: [after hearing Vision turned off his tracker] What, Tony, you lost another superbot?

Stark: He’s more than that, he’s evolving. 

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Stark: It’s not that easy. The Avengers broke up. We’re toast. 

Banner: Broke up, like a band? Like the Beatles? 

Banner: Tony, listen to me, Thor is gone. Thanos is coming, it doesn’t matter who you’re talking to or not. 

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The Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance…

Stark: I’m sorry. Earth is closed today. So pack it up, and get out of here. 

The Maw: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?

Dr. Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. And your trespassing in this city and on this planet. 

Stark: That means get lost Squidward! 

Stark: [ to Banner] You want a piece of this?

Banner: No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?

Stark: That’s right. It’s been a while. It’s good to have you, buddy. 

Banner: [ trying to get Hulk to show up] I need to concentrate for a second. 

Stark: Where’s your guy?

Banner: I don’t know, we’re sorta having a thing. 

Stark: We don’t have time for a thing. THAT’s a thing right there.

Stark: [to Banner after Hulk is not showing up] Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the Wizard.  Stand down.

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Banner: Tony, you’re okay? How we doing, good, bad?

Tony: Really good. You plan on helping out?

Banner: I’m trying, but he won’t come out. 

Banner: [ to Hulk] Come on Hulk, what are you doing? Come on, Come on (as he’s slapping himself). 

Hulk: Noooooo! 

Banner: What do you mean no?

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Spiderman: Hey man, whats up, Mr. Stark?

Stark: Kid, where did you come from?

Spiderman: Field trip. 

Spiderman: So, what is in this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?

Stark: He’s from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a Wizard. 

Stark: Kid, that’s the Wizard, get on it. 

Spiderman: On it! 

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Stark: Wong, you’re invited to my wedding. 

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Spiderman: [on receiving an upgrade to his suit] Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here.

Stark: Happy trails, kid. Friday, send him home.

Spiderman: Oh, come on!

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Spiderman: I should have stayed on the bus.

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Quill: Alright, Guardians don’t forget, this might be dangerous so let’s put on our mean faces.

Quill: Groot put that thing away, now. I don’t want to tell you again. Groot.

Groot: [ in a sarcastic, sassy tone] I am Groot. 

Everyone- Whoa. Language. 

Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid. 

Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you’re a total b-hole. Keep it up and I’m going to smash that thing to pieces.

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Quill: I can’t believe this dude is still alive. [ referring to Thor] 

Drax: He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This is.. this is a man. A handsome, muscular man. 

Quill: What?!

Rocket: [to Quill]  Who are you kidding, you’re one sandwich away from fat.

Quill: Gamora, do you think I’m…

Drax: It’s like a pirate had a baby with an Angel. 

Quill: What? Okay. I’m going to get a Bowflex.I’m going to commit. I’m going to get some dumbbells. 

Gamora: It’s like his muscles are made of kryptonite fibers.

Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.

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Gamora on Thanos: The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal: to bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people, planet by planet, massacre by massacre. If he gets all six infinity stones… he can do it with a snap of his fingers, like this.

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Thor: Your father killed my brother. 

Quill: Step-father, technically. She hates him as much as you do. 

Thor: Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. I feel your pain. 

Quill: I feel your pain as well. I know this is not a competition, but I’ve been through a lot. My father killed my mother. Then I had to kill my father. That was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. At least I came out with both my eyes.

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Thor: How do you open this thing? Maybe it’s a 4-digit code? Birthdate?

Rocket: What are you doing?

Thor: Taking your pod. 

Quill: [ changing his voice to match Thor’s] No you’re not. You will not be taking our pod today, sir.

Rocket: eh, Quill, are you making your voice deeper?

Quill: No.

Drax: You are. You are imitating the god-man. It’s weird.

Quill: No, I’m not. 

Mantis: He just did it again. 

Quill: This is my voice.

Thor: Are you mocking me?

Quill: Are you mocking me?

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Mr. Secretary: You guys got a lot of nerve. 

Black Widow/Natasha: You could some of that right now. 

Mr. Secretary: The world is on fire, and you think, all is forgiven?

Captain America: I’m not looking for forgiveness. And I’m way past asking permission. 

Captain America: Earth just lost its best defender. So we’re here to fight. If you want to stand in our way, we’ll fight you too.

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Bruce: I think you look great. Yeah, I’m back. 

Natasha/Black Widow: Hi Bruce. 

Banner: Nat.

Falcon: This is awkward.

Banner: There’s an Ant-man and a Spiderman?

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Vision: Tell me what you feel?

Wanda/Scarlet Witch: I only feel you.

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Vision: What if I miss all the trains?

Vision: We both made promises, but not to each other.

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Ironman/Stark: [referring to Strange’s cloak] Wow you’re a serious loyal piece of outerwear.

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Spider-man: [ to Stark] If anything, it’s kinda your fault that I’m here.

Stark: What did you just say?

Spider-man: I take that back.

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Spider-man: You can’t be a friendly-neighborhood Spider-man if there’s no neighborhood.

Okay that didn’t really make sense, but you know what I’m trying to say.

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Stark: What’s your plan?

Spider-man: Have you ever seen this really old movie, Aliens?

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Stark/Ironman: [ to the Maw, referring to Dr. Strange] I gotta tell you, he’s not really my friend. Saving his life is a professional courtesy.

Maw: You saved nothing. Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.

Stark: Yeah, but the kid’s seen more movies.

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Stark: Who just saved your magical _? Me. 

Dr. Strange: I seriously don’t know how you get that head into that helmet.

Stark: Admit it, you should have ducked out when I told you to.

Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don’t work for you.

Stark: And due to that fact, we’re now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth with no back-up.

Spider-man: I’m back-up.

Stark: No, you’re still away. The adults are talking. 

Strange: I’m sorry. I’m confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?

No, I’m Peter, by the way.

Dr. Strange. 

Oh, we’re using our made-up names. I’m Spider-man then.

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Thor: [ to young Gamora in a flashback] Look. Pretty, isn’t it? Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Too much to one side… then the other… you try.

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Quill: Gamora, do you know if these grenades are the blow off your junk kind or the gas kind? Because I was thinking about hanging a couple on my belt right here…

Gamora: I need to ask a favor?

Quill: Yeah sure. 

Gamora: One way or another, the path that we’re on, leads to Thanos. 

Quill: Which are what the grenades are for. 

Gamora: If things go wrong, if Thanos gets me, I want you to promise me, you’ll kill me. 

Quill: Why does someone always have to die in this scenario?

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Thanos: Reality is often disappointing. That is, it was. Now, reality can be whatever I want.

Gamora: You knew I would come. 

Thanos: I counted on it. There’s something we need to discuss, Little One.

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Quill: Let her go, Grimace.

Quill: I told you to go right. 

Gamora: Now. 

Quill: You let her go. 

Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.

Quill: I like to think of myself more as a titan-killing-long-term-booty-call, let her go. Or I will blow that nut-sack of a chin right off your face.

Gamora: [ to Quill] Not him. You promised. 

Thanos: Oh daughter, you expect too much from him.

Thanos: She’s asked, hasn’t she? Do it. DO IT!

Quill: I told you to go right.

Gamora: [ to Quill] I love you, more than you will ever know. 

Quill: I love you too. 

Thanos: I like you. 

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Gamora: I hate that chair. 

Thanos: So I’ve been told. Even so, I’d hope you would sit in it one day.

Gamora: I hated this room. This ship. I hated my life.

Thanos: You told me that too. Every day. For almost 20 years. 

Gamora: I was a child when you took me. 

Thanos: I saved you. 

Gamora: No, no, we were happy on my home planet. 

Thanos: Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bullies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.

Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet. 

Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation. 

Gamora: You’re insane. 

Thanos: Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe has finite its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting. 

Gamora: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!

Thanos: I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only who the will to act on it. For a time, you had that same will. As you fought by my side, daughter. 

Gamora: I’m not your daughter. Everything I hate about myself, you taught me.

Thanos: Then in doing so, made you the fiercest woman in the Galaxy.

 

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Rocket: [ to Thor] You speak Groot?

Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

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Rocket: Okay, time to be the Captain. So dead brother, huh? Yeah that can be annoying.

Thor: Well, he’s been dead before. But this time, I think it really might be true.

Rocket: And you said you hate your sister and your dad?

Thor: Both dead.

Rocket: You still got a mom, though?

Thor: Killed by a dark elf.

Rocket: Best friend?

Thor: Stabbed through the heart.

Rocket: You sure you’re up to this mission?

Thor: Absolutely! Rage, vengeance, anger, lost are tremendous motivators to clear the mind. So I’m good to go. 

Rocket: Yeah, but this Thanos guy you’re talking about, he’s the toughest there is.

Thor: Well, he’s never fought me. 

Rocket: Yeah he has. 

Well, he’s never fought me twice. And I’m getting a new hammer, don’t forget. 

Well, it better some hammer. 

Thor: You know I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bas__ _, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so. 

Rocket: And what if you’re wrong?

Thor: Well, if I’m wrong, what more could I lose?

Rocket: I could lose a lot. Me, personally? I could lose a lot.

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Thor gets a new eye in Infinity War

Rocket: Well, if fate does want you to kill that crabsack, you’re gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.

Thor: What’s this?

Rocket: What’s it look like?

Rocket: Some jerk lost a bet with me in Cotraccia(sp). 

Thor: He gave you his eye?

Rocket: No, he gave me 100 credits. I snuck in his room later that night and stole his eye.

Thor: Thank you, sweet Rabbit.

Rocket: Oh, I would have washed that. The only way I could sneak it off Cotraccia (sp), is up my… hey we’re here.

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Rocket: I hope these dwarves are better forgers than they are cleaners. Maybe they realize they live in a junkpile in a middle of space.

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Thor: Does it have a name?

Eitri: Stormbreaker.

Rocket: Eh, it’s a bit much.

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Thanos and the Soul Stone

Red Skull: You should know, it extracts a terrible price (referring to the soul affinity stone). 

Thanos: I am prepared.

Red Skull: We all think that at first. We are all wrong. 

Red Skull: What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.

Gamora: What’s this?

Red Skull: The price. Soul holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.

Thanos: Tell me what it needs.

Red Skull: To ensure that whoever possesses it, understand its power. The stone demands a sacrifice.

Thanos: Of what?

Red Skull: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. The stone demands a sacrifice.

Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill, and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize, and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one. Really, tears?

Red Skull: They are not for him.

Gamora: No, this isn’t love!

Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. 

Pour one out for Gamora! 

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Thanos. I’m sorry, Little One.

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Where, who, why Gamora line

Quill: I’m going to ask you this one time, where’s Gamora?

Ironman/Stark: I’ll do you one better, who’s Gamora?

Drax: I’ll do you one better, why is Gamora?

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Ironman/Stark: Let’s do it. You shoot my guy and I’ll blast him. 

Drax: Do it, Quill, I can take it. 

Mantis: No, he can’t take it. 

Dr. Strange: She’s right. He can’t.

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Dr. Strange: [ to Quill] Alright, let me ask you this one time. What Master do you serve?

Quill: What Master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

Quill: I’m from Missouri. 

Ironman/Stark: Yeah, that’s on Earth, dip….

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Quill: Wait, who are you?

Spider-man: We’re the Avengers, man. 

Mantis: You’re the ones Thor told us about.

Ironman/Stark: You know Thor?

Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

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Spider-man: What is it exactly that they do (referring to the Guardians)?

Mantis: Kick names, take ___.

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Ironman/Stark: [ to the guardians] We gotta collesque. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude

Quill: Dude, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means. We’re more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Stark: What dance-off?

 Quill: It’s not a thing.

Spider-man: Like in Footloose, the movie?

Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Spider-man: It never was.

Stark: Don’t encourage Flash Gordan.

Quill: Flash Gordon? That’s a compliment. Don’t forget, I’m half human. So that 50% of me that’s stupid that’s 100% you.

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Dr. Strange: I went forward in time, to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

How many did you see?

Dr. Strange: 14,000,605.

How many did we win?

Dr. Strange: 1.

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Okoye: [ to T’Challa] When you said you were going to open up Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.

T’Challa: What do you imagine?

Okoye: The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks!

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T’Challa: { getting ready for battle} Evacute the city! Engage all defenses! And get this man a shield (pointing to Captain America).

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Eitri: That’s suicide {referring to Thor opening up the forge}

Thor: So is facing Thanos without that ax.

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Black Panther: Yibambe!

Wakanda Warrios: Yibambe!

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M’Baku: This will be the end of Wakanda.

Okoye: Then it will be the noblest ending in history.

Black Panther: WAKANDA FOREVER!

Wakanda Warriors: WAKANDA FOREVER!

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Eitri, Thor quote

Eitri: You understand boy, you are taking on a star? It will kill you. 

Thor: Only if I die.

Eitri: Yes, that’s what killing you means.

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Black Panther: Shuri, how much longer do you need?

Shuri: I’ve only begun brother. 

Black Panther: You might want to pick up the pace. 

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Banner: (laughing) You guys are so screwed now! (referring to the children of Thanos after Thor arrived with his new ax). 

Thor: BRING ME THANOS!

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Best Thanos Quotes

Dr. Strange: He brought you face to face with the master of the mystic arts. 

Thanos: What do you think he brought you?

Dr. Strange: Let me guess? Your home?

Thanos: It was. And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets, 20 miles, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

Dr. Strange: Genocide?

Thanos: At random. It would be fair, for rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to past.

Dr. Strange: Congratulations, you’re a prophet.

Thanos: I’m a survivor. 

Dr. Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.

Thanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers. And it would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.

Dr. Strange: And then what?

Thanos: I finally rest. And watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices, requires the strongest will.

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Nebula: You should have killed me (speaking to Thanos). 

Thanos: It would have been a waste of parts!

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Spider-man: I got you. I got you. Sorry, I can’t remember anyone’s names. {referring to the other Avengers as he swoops to pick them up from their loss to Thanos}. 

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Thanos: [ to Dr. Strange] You’re full of tricks, Wizard. You never onced use your greatest weapon.

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Stark: [ to Thanos] If you throw another moon at me, I’m going to lose it!

Thanos: Stark.

Stark: You know me. 

Thanos: I do. You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.

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Thanos: [ to Stark] You have my respect, Stark. When I’m done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you. 

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Thor: [ to Steve/Captain America] Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree.

Groot. I am Groot!

Captain America: I am Steve Rodgers.

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Rocket’s obsession with body parts

Rocket: [ to Bucky] how much for the gun?

Bucky: It’s not for sale. 

Rocket: How much for the arm? ( Bucky looks at him.)

Rocket: Oh, I’m going to get that arm!

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Okoyeo: [ to Black Widow, referring to Scarlet Witch] Why was she up there all this time?

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Banner and Hulk’s relationship

Banner: Hulk, this is the last, last second. Come on. 

Hulk: NO!

Banner: Come on, you big, green _____. Fine, I’ll do it myself!

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Vision and Wanda’s relationship

Vision: [ to Wanda/Scarlet Witch) It shouldn’t be you, but it is. It’s alright, you can’t hurt me. I just feel you.

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Captain America: [ to Vision] I thought I told you to go. 

Vision: We don’t trade lives, Captain.

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Thanos: [ to Wanda/Scarlet Witch] I understand my child, better than anyone. 

Wanda: You could never…

Thanos: Today I lost more than you can know. But now is no time to mourn. Now is no time at all.

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Thor: I told you, you die for that!

Thanos: You should have gone for that head. (flicks wrist)

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What did it cost? 

Thanos: [ to young Gamora] Daughter.

Gamora: Did you do it?

Thanos: Yes.

Gamora: What did it cost?

Thanos: Everything! 

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Spider-man death scene in Infinity War

Spider-man: Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.

Stark: You’re alright. 

Spider-man: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as he fades away)

Spider-man: Mr. Stark, I’m sorry.

As much as we are sad and shocked about Spider-man fading away, we know it’s not the end. I mean, Spider-man has a new movie coming out in 2019! 

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Avenger Party Ideas

Green Apple Vodka | Gamora Cocktail

 Thor Kid Drink | NEW Infinity War Trailer- EPIC!

Kid-Friendly Drink: The Hulk

Guardians of the Galaxy: The Cosmos Cocktail

Capitan America  Mocktail

Thor Ragnarok | The Loki Vodka Martini

Thor Ragnarok | The Valkyrie Cocktail

Thor Ragnarok | The Heimdall Cocktail

 Thor Drink + Octomore Scotch Pairing

Black Panther Themed Cocktail | The Chilling Mist Cocktail

Black Panther Cocktail | The Vibranium Cocktail with Hpnotiq

Hey Auntie Black Panther Cocktail with Red Velvet Cake + Hennessy

Black Panther Cocktail |The Heart-Shaped Herb Cocktail

Guardians of the Galaxy Gamora Drink| The Green Pineapple Mocktail